Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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