I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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