That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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