Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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