dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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