I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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