I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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