What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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