Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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