Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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