I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
