Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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