I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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