I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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