We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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