I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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