does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Randomize