Im at strip club and am horny
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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