a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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