question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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