so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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