Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My ATM looks so different sober.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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