his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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