So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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