at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
well you can't waste a boner
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
