So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
