Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We need to rekindle our bromance
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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