Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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