And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so let's talk penis.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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