I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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