Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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