Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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