I wannas sexs uuuuu
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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