So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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