what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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