was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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