I want to stick my p in your. b.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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