Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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