I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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