not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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