There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I party with great urgency now.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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