yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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