Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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