I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We had sex on a dog bed..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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