I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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