You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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