Tell her she can't have a vagina
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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