Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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