Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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