Don't you send me to vm
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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