Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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