She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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