just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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